And now for something really funny!
Bush met with the Queen of England and asks her, "How do you keep your country running so smoothly without any of the problems that I seem to be having in the US?The Queen responds, "Well, I make sure that all my staff are top notch, that's why I give them riddles to solve. If they can't solve the riddles, they are out."
So they go and find PM Blair and the Queen asks him, "Tony, your parents have a child, but that child is neither your brother nor your sister... who is it." Tony thinks for a second and replies, "It's me, of course."
Bush was obviously impressed and decided to try it on his staff, so on his return he meets with Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents have a child, but that child is neither your brother nor your sister... who is it?" Dick thinks about it for a long minute and says, "Mr. President, I'll have to get back to you on that one."
Later that day during lunch, Cheney bumps into Condeleeza Rice and asks her the same riddle as to which Condeleeza replies almost immediately, "It's me."
Quickly Cheney rushes back to President Bush. As Cheney walks in he says, "Mr. President, the answer to your question is... Condeleeza Rice."
The president then gets really mad and screams "I'm dealing with a bunch of idiots here! The answer is Tony Blair!!!!!"
posted by jdanielsc @ 6:09 PM
1 Comments:
that was pretty good!! lol
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